- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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