Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Basically

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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