what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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