- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Antijokes...

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Your mother just died.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Ready for something funny? nothing

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Women's rights

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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