- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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