Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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