Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Justin Bieber

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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