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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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