- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Robin, get in the car!

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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