- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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