What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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