- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

I have an erection My mom!

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Granny porn!

I'd like to make a withdraw

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Punching a baby

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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