- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Moral

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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