Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Anti Joke

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