What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Dusters blow stuff.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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