- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

honest politician

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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