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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

Robert Mugabe.

The Charlotte Bobcats

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

whats funnier than 24? 25

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

The Big Band Theory

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

a. why? b. because

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Bark I'm a tree

these are shit

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