knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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