- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

U mad?

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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