- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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