What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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