Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Nuneaton..

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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