Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Coldpaly is a good band

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Anti Joke

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