- Anti Joke

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.