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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

30cm = 0,3meters

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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