what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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