- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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