What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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