- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Miscarriages.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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