Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Fox News

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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