- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

go F*** yourself

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

you suck

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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