An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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