a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Wigan.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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