A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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