Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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