- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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