Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

cliché rebecca black joke.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Dislike this.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

feminists.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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