How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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