What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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