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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

It says so on your cap.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What's the difference between a duck?

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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