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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

You know what's natural? Bears.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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