Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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