- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

speech and debate.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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