Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Where are you going Your house

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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