Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Robin get in the batmobile!

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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