How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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