What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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LOL

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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