What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Once upon a time, The end.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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