A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Anti Joke

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