Flowers are colors Love me

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Bags of delicious poop.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Matt is a Duster!

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What's 1+1? 69.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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