- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

epic win?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Water? I hardly know her.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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