- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Knock knock

Alchohol.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Women can vote? WTF

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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