- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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