- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Alchohol.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Knock knock

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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