whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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