- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman wears a dress.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.