A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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