- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

George Bush.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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