- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Wright flyer

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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