- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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