You're a frog

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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