- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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