Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Replacement Referees

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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* anti-punchline

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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