- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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