- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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