- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

The Morman Religion.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Please? No.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.