- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

I am very humble.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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