- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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