I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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