- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Robin get in the batmobile!

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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