- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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