Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Llamaworm

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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diarrhea.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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