- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

i had sex.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

No, Trinidad.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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