- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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