Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Religion.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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