- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What do you call your mom? Mom

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

womens rights

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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