- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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