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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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