An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Penis-biter

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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