What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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go F*** yourself

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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