- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What stops a train? A missile

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

guest what i love pancakes

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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