- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Kefka > Sephiroth

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

women sports....

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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