Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Justin Bieber

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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