- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

my mind's eye?

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