- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

for keeps?

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Knock knock Shut up

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Sarah Palin

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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