- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

i lyk 2 eet pup

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Knock Knock opens the door

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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