Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Jebron Lames.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Katy Perry

Rick Santorum 2012

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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