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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What can make you pee? Liquid

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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