- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

roses are red violets are blue

i love to lick...

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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