- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What's two plus two? Window

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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