- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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