what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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i am and me is i

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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