- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Abortion.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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