What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

A: Do you like it B: No

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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