- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

wanna here a good joke? me too.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

My penis is big... not.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Your mom.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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