- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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