A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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im at school

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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