What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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don't just stand there

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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vitamin c

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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