- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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