I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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