- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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