- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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