What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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