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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Rick Santorum 2012

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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