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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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