- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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